Movie Monkeys Invade Phoenix - Our Rating System

It was a dark and stormy night. Somewhere in the distance a strange howl penetrated the constant rustling of the leaves littering the street. The street lamp went out and two eyes peered out of the darkness - fireflies against the night. A massive shapeless form emerged from behind the eyes, long arms dangling like sausages... the kind usually hanging in the windows of butcher stores, except not little links, but rather one big fat link... with fingers... anyway...

The great ape said "Welcome to Movie Monkey Reviews!!!"

Here is our rating system:

For movies you should see, we use edible bananas.






For movies better left unseen, we use bananas better left uneaten.